"A Perfect Pair" @ Kimberly Applegate
Her Blog.... Joie de Vivre
Two Boscs, a chair...a perfect pair,
What else, you suppose, is lurking there?
Behind the art, is a hidden vault,
A prying thief it's meant to halt.
The floorboard cracks conceal a cent,
For years to come will remain unspent.
But what's alarming, I might add,
Is the 3 inch roach on the cushion pad.
When Mama comes to sit a while,
You'll hear her screams a country mile.